Unanimiter et constanter.

malformalady:

Two abandoned tiger cubs are nursed by a pug at the Oktyabrsky Health Resort in Sochi, Russia

capitalofmusic:

tigerstaden:

1. capitalofmusic said: Somewhere. Somewhere outdoors maybe. Somewhere interesting. I need to go somewhere- the city is dreadfully boring.

I.. know of somewhere, actually. But— [He chuckles, casting a quick glance at her footwear] I’m wondering what sort of ‘outdoors’ you were planning on, here.

[Raises her brows] You think I’d ruin these shoes? I brought spares, thanks. I can be sensible when I want to be. [Slings a bag off her shoulder and holds it up for him to see] I did bring some trainers.

— Yeah, that’s more like it. I’ll see if I can’t dig out something useful.

[Goes to the wardrobe by the entrance, talking over his shoulder as he looks through it] It’s been some time since I’ve been out in the forests, actually. You want to bring something besides water? We can buy whatever food on the way; we’ll have to pass through the shopping streets after all.

nordickong:

tsaritsarossii:

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?

{{ Because their whole existence reminds me of old rock songs.

And yeah it’s transparent.

Matthias and Maya — or M&M, which is easier. Diana wanted them eating actual M&Ms; and I’ve tried, god knows I’ve tried. Eventually I settled for this.

The proportions are off but I couldn’t physically give less of a damn.

I also can’t draw men. 8( Or complex hair. Goddamn this untamed hair.

You wanna know a sad little fact? The most detailed part of this whole “drawing” is Maya’s tattoo. }}

[A DEAFENING SCREAM CAN BE HEARD FROM CHICAGO]

1. karsk-og-kofter said: her city you idiot. take her to her own city! ]

( ooh man clever Blc )

1. capitalofmusic said: Somewhere. Somewhere outdoors maybe. Somewhere interesting. I need to go somewhere- the city is dreadfully boring.

I.. know of somewhere, actually. But— [He chuckles, casting a quick glance at her footwear] I’m wondering what sort of ‘outdoors’ you were planning on, here.

— [Snickers]

And where am I supposed to find something as beautiful as you, then?

I’m sort of clueless on this one.

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tsaritsarossii:

tigerstaden:

tsaritsarossii:

tigerstaden ответил(a) на ваш пост: Why is everyone talking about angels lately.

[Clears throat]

And here he is.
The angel.

You came to tell me I’m pregnant?

— You flatter me, ma’am.
However I am but a humble servant of our Lord and Saviour.

[Smiles]

Might I have some minutes of your time to tell you of Him and his loyal angels?

No.

Pack your wings and your halo and whoosh back up to heaven. [wave]

.. [Snickers]

I think you’ve confused angels and home intruders— or what you call them. Not that I blame you, but now you’ve kind of switched out my image of men in the sky in white dresses with men in the sky with white shirts and tacky ties.